Tag: Story042

You Drink a Beer from the Trash

The robot is going to reject your plea for Earth Beer. However, if you can guess its passcode, you can override its system protocols and command it to get you a 6-pack. It’s worth a shot.  “Passcode override: 0000… uh, 0?” you tell the android. The android takes a moment to process what you told […]

The Robot Bought You Beer

The robot is going to reject your plea for Earth Beer. However, if you can guess its passcode, you can override its system protocols and command it to get you a 6-pack. It’s worth a shot.  “Passcode override: 80085,” you tell the android. The android takes a moment to process what you told it. “Passcode […]

You Gave the Robot a Fake ID

You fish something out of your pocket in front of the 7-Eleven-38W6D4-X. “Hold on,” you state, showing the robot your fake NAP ID. “I’ve got a very real NAP ID right here. See? Three-headed kitten hologram and everything. So, would you mind going in and buying Earth Beer for me? As the ID says, I’m […]

You Threaten the Robot with Your Blaster

No loser robot on a shitty asteroid for jerks is gonna tell you “no.” This android should be begging to buy you beer. Soon, it will! You pull out your blaster. “Enough chit chat. Time for zip zap. Go inside and buy me a 6-pack of Earth Beer or I’ll splatter your circuits across the […]

You Told the Robot a Sob Story

The robot is going to reject your plea for Earth Beer. In front of the 7-Eleven-38W6D4-X, awash in the light of a blue neon sign for “Ice Cold Gorpla Urine,” you get teary eyed. “I didn’t want to put this on you, errand bot, but I guess I have no choice. You see, I have […]