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Go toe-to-toe with the big boy monsters.

Time to take on King Monkey Guy, which is what everyone calls King Kong in this universe. The word is that he doesn’t like the nickname, but it stuck. You’re not afraid of some shit-tossing gorilla. After all, wasn’t his heyday like, 90 years ago? You fearlessly run up to King Kong and go ape […]

Time to take on The Killa Zilla, which is Godzilla’s most popular nickname in this universe. It’s what everyone uses. The rhyme probably helps. You’re not afraid of a little fire breath. Experience has taught you that your skin is flame retardant. Well, mostly. You strut on over to Godzilla and let him have it! […]

You end the battle with your signature curb stomp – and with that, both monsters are out cold. Well done! The question of who’s better, Godzilla or King Kong, has finally been answered. It’s you, the Greatest of All Kaiju. There’s gonna be, like, a thousand movies about you. It’s time for your well-earned victory […]

You get knocked onto your gigantic butt, crashing into a souvenir shop called I Tolerate New York. Breathing heavily, you try to use the scaffolding to hoist yourself back up, but you get dizzy and pass out. That monster was way tougher than he looked. The next week or so is kind of a blur. […]