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Can you defeat a giant, jiggly monster with high alcohol content?

Slowly, you adjust your grip on the sword. Even more slowly, you move the Sword of Righteousness through the creature’s body. The monster seems unaffected – no painful gurgling or anything fun like that – but the slashing motion moves many air bubbles toward your mouth, which you gratefully breath in. Looks like you have […]

You suck down the creature’s bright orange insides. As you slowly perform the breaststroke, you make sure to breathe in those helpful air pockets. Eventually, you claw your way to freedom. As you stumble back to your feet, you feel something profound. A deep, psychic bond with the goo cube. The kind that forms when […]

You suck down the creature’s bright orange insides. As you slowly perform the breaststroke, you make sure to breathe in those helpful air pockets. Eventually, you claw your way to freedom. You manage to hold your monster liquor pretty well. After you shake the slime from your body, you grab your Sword of Righteousness and […]

You suck down the creature’s bright orange insides. As you slowly perform the breaststroke, you make sure to breathe in those helpful air pockets. Eventually, you claw your way to freedom. However, you are insanely drunk. The alcohol concentration on this goo cube is unfathomable, even in a world where tentacled eyeball creatures try to […]

You inhale the monster’s tasty glop, slowly performing the breaststroke as you do. However, you forget to inhale any of those all-important air pockets. You just drink, and get dizzy, and drink, and throw up devil horns, and drink, and lose consciousness, and, well, uhhh…  The next year, a bronze statue of you is erected […]