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When it comes to practical jokes, they’re dead serious.

As the Grossblins destroy the prank shop, you’re deep in thought. “Something happens when they eat deep dish pizza,” you try to remember. “Either they die instantly… or get very horny. Wait… is it both? No, I think they’re not supposed to have over 2000 calories per day or they get heart disease. Yeah, and […]

Time to prank into action. You sneak back inside Poopie’s and crouch behind the counter. You pop back up with the pranksters’ greatest weapon: a shotgun. You fire round after round at the little demons, nailing a few right in the brains. In that moment, you remember one of the Grossblin rules: “They die when […]

The owner of this Poopie’s Pranks is deeply religious. He always says that Jesus was the original prankster. Apparently, Jesus turned water into wine as more of an icebreaker to lighten the mood at parties. It gives you an idea… Time to prank into action. You sneak back inside Poopie’s and crouch behind the counter. […]

Something catches your eye at the mall restrooms. One of the Grossblins’ bodies is laying by the open mens room door, its clawed hands wrapped around its slimy neck. You suddenly remember one of the Grossblin rules: gas. They choke to death when they smell gas. That was one of the very memorable rules! Time […]

Something catches your eye at the front entrance to the mall. One of the Grossblins’ disfigured bodies lay in the rock salt outside. You suddenly remember salt melts both snow and Grossblins. That was one of the very memorable rules! Time to prank into action. You sneak back inside Poopie’s and crouch behind the counter. […]

There’s no way you’re going back inside Poopie’s with those disgusting little demons in there. True, you do have to deal with people’s bratty children at the store all day, but at least kids don’t have sharp teeth! Usually! You run to the metal chain at the right of the store and quickly pull it. […]