Tag: Story018

You are a thief. Get rich by defrauding a wizard!

“I’ve gotta take a squat over the shit kettle,” you tell Omarious with sophisticated grace, as you pocket the sunshard. You hurriedly make your way over to meet Marjorie, who has steam coming out of her ears. (Upon closer inspection, that’s just smoke coming off her burning hands.) You quickly come clean to Marjorie, admitting […]

There’s no weaseling out of this jam. You decide to unleash the power of the sunshard! Remembering a little spellcraft you learned in college, you hold the sunshard into the air while repeating the words, “Dharmas e gregga, jenna elfmanna…” Everything disappears in a flash of yellow light. Marjorie, Omarious, Wands, the caricature of Tony […]

“This woman is trying to kill me for absolutely no reason!” you breathlessly tell Omarious. “Oh yeah?” Omarious sympathises. “Happens to me all the time. I’ll take care of it.” Omarious stands between you and Marjorie. She reaches over his shoulder to try and grab you, but you slink back. Omarious pushes Marjorie backwards. “This […]

You pocket the sunshard and bolt for the back exit. Marjorie is hot on your trail. You’re about to touch the metal back door, which leads to a lovely little alley perfect for escaping those you’ve wronged, but Marjorie throws a fireball at it! Now it’s glowing bright red.  You turn around. Marjorie grabs you […]