You Are a Floating Pizza
Your new quest is hot-n-ready!
Your new quest is hot-n-ready!
This is a restaurant where pizza is eaten. As a floating pizza, you know you’re not safe here. You go for the handle on the glass door, but the teen blocks the handle with a takeout box. “Nuh uh,” the teen taunts, filming you with his other hand. “I’m gonna make a ton of videos […]
This teen wants a show, so damn it, you’re gonna give him one. You zoom through the dining room, leaning from left to right, balancing your turns. You fly past the framed black and white stock photo of two children holding hands. You do a loop-de-loop in the air, narrowly avoiding a ceiling fan. In […]
This is a restaurant where pizza is eaten. As a floating pizza, you know you’re not safe here. You go for the handle on the glass door. The teen looks up from his phone and tries to stop you, but you float a hot pepperoni at his eyeball. “Ahhh! My supple, young eye!” shouts the […]
You float over to the chef near the kitchen door. Clearly, she needs comfort in this stressful time. When you get near her, she snaps up to her hands and knees. The chef crawls into a corner and whips out a pizza cutter from her apron. “Stay back, pizza ghost,” she says, jabbing the cutter […]