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This Christmas, your child’s love is on the line!

The automatic doors open. The crowd runs through the entrance. The clerk leaps out of the way in a panic, crashing into pyramid of red and white striped toilet paper rolls!  You snake your way through the crowd of disgruntled, sleep-deprived shoppers. You do it by swerving, ducking, dodging, weaving – harder, better, faster, stronger! […]

It’s Christmas morning. Your child unwraps their big present under the sparkling lights of the Christmas tree. Their eyes shine bright when they see… it’s the Sock Puppet! Your child thanks you. Bows to you. Kisses your feet. Hugs your leg so tightly you lose circulation. Then they go upstairs to play with their new […]

This whole thing was a bad idea. You’ve read news stories about people being trampled to death on Black Friday. If you die, your kid is out a parent – and most importantly to them, a toy sock. You decide to go home and buy a Sock Puppet on Cyber Monday. Pushing through the anxious […]

The automatic doors open. The crowd runs through the entrance. The clerk leaps out of the way in a panic, crashing into a cardboard cut-out of Tim Allen!  You battle your way through the crowd of disgruntled, sleep-deprived shoppers. Every step is a struggle, but you manage to push past the slower, duller shoppers. You […]

It’s Christmas morning. Your child unwraps their big present under the sparkling lights of the Christmas tree. Their eyes shine bright when they see it… the Sock Puppet! Your child thanks you. Bows to you. Kisses your feet. Hugs your leg so tightly you lose circulation in your feet. Then they go upstairs to play […]

The automatic doors open. The crowd runs through the entrance. The clerk leaps out of the way in a panic, crashing into a four foot, light up Frosty the Snowman!  You get jostled around by the crowd of disgruntled, sleep-deprived shoppers. Every step is a struggle as you battle just to remain upright. You funnel […]

Your child screams, cries, and shakes with rage on Christmas morning. They hate the fox, absolutely hate it, and they blame you for giving Santa poor instructions. “You ruined Christmas forever!” shouts the brat. “You’re a monster!!!” “Since Christmas is ruined, I guess I should take all your other toys then?” you counter. Watching you […]

When you completed a level one krav maga training course online, you knew this day would come. Your instructor said to only use these deadly moves in self-defense, and that’s exactly what you must do: defend yourself from disappointing an innocent child on Christmas by wasting all these other parents. As the doors open to […]

Your family comes to visit you on Christmas at the county jail. Since you’ve been in lock-up awaiting trial, you weren’t able to buy your kid the Sock Puppet. So, you surprise them with a handmade gift wrapped lovingly in toilet paper. “A toothbrush?” asks your kid, in the rudest way possible, after unwrapping it. […]