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Are you ready to log onto a real hell site?

“Oh great and powerful Satan,” you grovel. “I wish to serve you as one of your legendary Four Hackmen of the Apocalypse.” “I admire your spirit, demon child,” he replies after a long pause for loading. “Prove your worth. Make one of my patented soul bets with me. If you win, I will transform you […]

“How about a decryption contest?” you frantically ask the screen. “If I can decrypt the file faster, you don’t take my soul. If you decrypt it faster, my soul is yours.” “Challenge accepted,” the devil replies. “The file is in the main directory – D3V1LXDAN13L_W3BST3R.exe. It’s a practically illegible literary reference. Let the decryption begin!” […]

“How about a decryption contest?” you frantically ask the screen. “If I can decrypt the file faster, you don’t take my soul. If you decrypt it faster, my soul is yours.” “Challenge accepted,” the devil replies. “The file is in the main directory – D3V1LXDAN13L_W3BST3R.exe. It’s a practically illegible literary reference. Let the decryption begin!” […]

“Chaos?” you ask your computer. “Chaos Megacharge, is that you, cyber-buddy?” “Silence, you insolent fool!” shouts the demon of demons. “How dare you insinuate that I– ahhhhhh, you got me, digi-pal. Oh, and here’s another surprise…” The server boots you off, and then the doorbell rings. You go down the stairs of your mom’s apartment […]