Tag: Story005

Save your owner from the worst bird ever.

You slowly size up the distance between the top of the chair and the desk. You want to make this jump absolutely perfect. In your mind, there are floating cat math equations, like A² + B² = ?. Having fully prepared, you leap from the chair and land on the desk, but… CRASH! The chair […]

You lower your head, wiggle your butt, then leap off the chair and pounce onto the big red button! However, landing on the slippery plastic button throws you off-balance, and you clumsily hit the desk. When you get up to scurry away, you knock over several papers, a lamp, a medal, and a red, white […]

You realize this maneuver is going to require all your strength, speed, and famously cat-like reflexes. In one smooth motion, you hop onto the big desk, race across it, smack the button, and leap off. The execution was flawless. As you sneak out the Oval Office door, you turn to the window. Two other car-birds […]

You watch the car-bird fly faster and closer to the window, but decide it’s not your problem. Also, you are sleepy. You hop off the top of the chair and onto the seat. Then, you curl up into a furry ball, let out a big yawn, and quickly fall fast asleep. After a big day […]

“Mrap! Mrap! Mraaaaaaap!” You say “mrap!” to the humans as loudly and as patriotically as possible. Your human, the president, seems annoyed, but apparently not enough to act. The room is quite large and your little voice is more cute than commanding. The car-like bird is now closer than before. You’ve lost valuable time. What […]