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Burst into song to battle some monsters!

You clear your throat. You stand with your legs apart in a power pose. You sing and strum to those spiders like your life depends on it, because it literally does… ♫Fightin’ 5 to 1, we just want to go on livin’Barely singin’ now, scared of all your spider hissin’Could you let us free? It […]

You clear your throat. You stand with your lute in your hand and begin a soft plea to this audience of giant arachnids. ♫Are you eating us, spiders so fair?Wizard, thief, paladin, and rogue I beg you with this musical prayerAt the very least leave me alone♫ The spiders hiss loudly. They hate gentle, folksy music! […]

You clear your throat. You stand with your legs apart in a power pose. You sing and strum to those spiders like your life depends on it, because it literally does… ♫Some wizard once told meTo earn a couple gold pieceI should play for his adventuring friends He asked if I would join ‘emThey offered […]

You aren’t just a bard. You’re a noble bard, damn it! It’s time to show these spiders what you’re made of. You clench the neck of your lute in your sweaty grip and swing with all your might. The loud whoosh of your musical-instrument-turned-fierce-weapon reverberates throughout the forest… After a moment, the spiders appear to […]

You’re going to make like a tree and bolt like a coward.* After all, is this gig following around a bunch of soon-to-be-eaten adventurers worth dying for? You slowly back away into the darkness of the forest. Suddenly, you hit a wall of energy. It stops you from going any further backward. Whenever you touch […]