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Eat the sandwich. Change the future.

“Ahh, to hell with it,” you frown. “I’ll just skip lunch for one day. Seriously, what’s the worst that can happen?” As you walk away, stomach growling, the green-haired version of you fades and disappears. The purple mohawked version of you smiles, gives a big “thumbs up,” then falls backwards into a swirling portal. Birthday […]

“Nothing will stop me from using a birthday coupon,” you declare. “HOW ABOUT DEATH?” says purple mohawk you robotically, eyes shining bright red. Its jaw drops and a machine gun juts out. Ratta-tat-tat! You instinctively leap out of the way of the machine gunfire. The glass windows in front of Vinny’s breaks! There’s no way […]

“Screw this,” you frown. “The future of the world is at stake and my cholesterol is through the roof anyway. I’ll just go to ForeverSalads, even though I’m bored with their menu.” You walk past both the mohawked and fibre optic haired versions of you. A swirling portal opens up underneath them, swallowing them both. […]

“Nothing will stop me from enjoying a birthday coupon,” you declare. The clouds part and a ray of sunshine hits your face. “I love discounted sandwiches.” “THEN I WILL HAVE TO MURDER YOU IN A MORE DIRECT MANNER,” says purple mohawk you robotically, eyes shining bright red. Its jaw drops and a machine gun juts […]