Tag: Story002

You stole the holo-diamonds. Can you make it to paradise?

You crack your knuckles, then grab the steering stick of your PT Starcruiser. Time to see if Spaceship Consumer’s “Best Spaceship for Light Grocery Runs” can handle rough terrain.  A big asteroid barrels toward your ship’s windshield. It gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger. Your eyes narrow. With lightning fast up and forward motions – […]

You crack your knuckles, then grab the steering stick of your PT Starcruiser. Time to see if Spaceship Consumer’s “Best Starship for Light Grocery Runs” can handle rough terrain.  A big asteroid barrels toward your ship’s windshield. It gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger. Your eyes narrow. With lightning fast up and forward motions, you […]

Wurble is one foot tall, and shaped like a person made of green slime. When he sleeps, his seat belt sinks inside his body. Wurble is the best goddamn napper in the galaxy. You poke Wurble with a metal rod. He slime body wiggles uncontrollably, waking him up. “Pffffft prprpr pththth!” Wurble says, then clears […]

You sigh to yourself, then dial Johnny Eyeballs on the vid phone. Johnny picks up, blinking more menacingly than ever! “Heyyyyy Johnny!” you say, smiling sheepishly. “Listen, I was just yanking the ol’ eye-chain before. I’ll definitely give you all the holo-diamonds I stole from you. In exchange, could you get me out of this […]