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It’s huge, it’s magical, and it’s blocking your path.

“Well,” the giant head snaps, impatiently. “I’m waiting for you to say something!” Ah, but you cannot, for you are about to sneeze. You thought you had a handle on it before, but this snotty bad boy is coming out and you’re sending it straight into Nodlin’s pulsating right eye! “Achoo,” you shout whilst pushing […]

You lift your powerful sword, and just as you leap gallantly into the air… “Achoo!” you blurt out as you sneeze. After all, “achoo” is a well-established sneeze word. Your sneeze causes you to involuntarily let go of your sword and smack head first into Nodlin’s brick-like forehead. You fall helplessly through the air, your […]

You lift your powerful sword, flexing your well-toned biceps as you do, and leap masterfully into the air! SPLAP! You shove your sword into Nodlin’s left eye. Blood spurts from the wound and Nodlin haphazardly floats around, bumping into the stone walls as he loses consciousness. “Remember me,” the sinister sorcerer pleads. “Remember how big […]

Nodlin’s head is really, really big. You know when you’ve met your match, so you kneel before Nodlin and lay down your sword before his mighty chin. “I came here in search of my king,” you cry, “but along the way, I found my new master.” “Rise, warrior,” Nodlin commands. You do as your told and […]