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You heroically point at Lord Cramulock™ with your DinoSword™. It shimmers and sparkles, reflecting the practical fluorescent lighting of the DinoCaveLair™. “How about a little taste… of Dino-Might™?” you shout rhetorically. The other DinoSwords™ cheer, then cough up blood, as you stand strong. “BarfBorgs™… BARF!” commands Lord Cramulock™ in his grating shriek. Acid flies at […]

No, it is. Except for this one thing… “You saved our lives,” Utahrapper™ smiles. “You know what that means?” You tap your electronic DinoControl™ earpiece three times. A funky, in-your-face hip-hop beat fills the room. Utahrapper™ grabs a mic and spits a few choice rhymes: “Bigger than a turtle. Faster than a shark.We’re the dino […]