You drive to the local Paradise Mart to purchase gasoline, a blowtorch, and a crowbar. When the clerk asks what it’s for, you tell him your kid’s science fair project. Then you wink, as if to say, “I’m actually going to blow up a fireworks factory!” Step One: Pry open factory door’s padlock with crowbar. […]
At the pool, you fall asleep under a gentle breeze. When you awaken, the sun is setting. Gifting drinks tuckered you right out.
At the pool, you fall asleep under a gentle breeze. When you awaken, the sun is setting. tuckered you right out.
You get up from your poolside sofa to whistle the attendant over. He tells the pregnant mother “one moment,” then rushes to your side. After all, you’re in a cabana.
As the waiter comically trips, you spring into action. You know exactly how the waiter will fall and precisely where the cake will land. In an effortless motion, you stand up, leap over an empty table, snatch the falling dessert from the air, and use your legs to gently push the waiter upright. The restaurant […]
The clock runs out on the auction. When the digital dust settles, you have the highest bid at 100,000 gold. You won! You crushed Galzor under the weight of your ludicrously high bid! Unfortunately, 100,000 gold is way more than Moredank or its Wizard Council has in the bank. The town descends into 1000 years […]
You won! By bidding the right amount at just the right time, you no doubt flustered Galzor. You can imagine him fumbling with his phone, unable to place a bid fast enough with his hooves. You finish payment with PayPaladin, then have the package shipped directly to the Wizard Council via portal. It’s expensive, but […]
You wonder if he had a spell to automatically outbid you, given enough time. Did you lose to simple eBay magic? The bards will have a field day with this one. But all hope is not lost. The 7 Crystals of Power will likely be shipped to Galzor’s home, Castle Spikeberg, so you must make […]
