No, it is. Except for this one thing… “You saved our lives,” Utahrapper™ smiles. “You know what that means?” You tap your electronic DinoControl™ earpiece three times. A funky, in-your-face hip-hop beat fills the room. Utahrapper™ grabs a mic and spits a few choice rhymes: “Bigger than a turtle. Faster than a shark.We’re the dino […]
“I’ll give you my DinoSword™,” you tell Lord Cramulock™, gritting your sharp teeth in pain. “But I need something in return.” “You want me to spare the lives of these pathetic dino dummies?” he shriek-replies. “No. I want $300. Cash.” “Really? $300 for an ancient magical artifact you have battled me over countless times?” “I’m […]
You crouch down and whisper to your aching DinoBudz™. “I’ll create a distraction,” you tell them. “Sneak out of here and call Dr. Patters™, our adult human woman friend. I need to stop Lord Cramulock™… at any cost.” “Thank… friend… good…” mutters T-Wrecks™, who got way stupider after he transformed into a DinoSword™. You turn […]
You have had concerns in the past about your ability to do simple tasks, like reach the really high shelves, pull loose forks from the back of the dishwasher without needing to pull out the dish rack, remembering which seat you reserved at the movie theater without needing to check your ticket. Your 5 milligram […]
While you have desired fame in the past, it has been for good reasons, like spreading word about your friend’s crowdfunding projects, so your soul is light. You’ve never understood the belief that there can be too much fame or being too well known. So when you wish for fame, the duck djinn who was […]
Greed has weighed down your soul. You think back to your tight bank account and the bills coming up and wish for great wealth! With a loud honk the duck djinn announces, “Yes, wealth, a most important choice!” The djinn flaps its wings and you find yourself inside a bank vault. You’re surrounded by boxes. […]
Shocked by the entire situation and the incredibly awkward position you’ve been put in, you stammer out, “I don’t want a wish.” The duck djinn looks upon you with an intense curiosity. “Is there nothing you desire in this world? Have all of your earthly needs and desires been met? Do you not dream of […]
You respectfully ask the Sfynx for a hint. “Did I forget to mention that I immediately disembowel anyone who asks for a hint?” the Sfynx casually replies. “You know, because I forgot to mention it – and that’s completely on me – I’ll give you this one hint…” I spoke the word “parts”On several occasionsBut […]
You press the “&” pillar, and it sinks back into the ground. You had a strong feeling it was a wordplay puzzle: “I am not part food” (hash-tag), “I am not part coin” (per-cent), and “I am part what surrounds us” (amper-sand). It did seem a little odd the riddle would be based on English […]
You press the “#” pillar, and it sinks back into the ground. The Sfynx probably wants to generate some social media buzz with a trending hashtag. Will the ancient treasures you’re about to receive include a solid gold Samsung Galaxy with the Twitter app pre-installed? If not, would they accept a gold scepter as payment […]
