You get closer to the spinning vortex. The rug slides under your feet as you’re pulled closer to this enchanted copy of Where the Red Fern Grows. Sounds from the book world echo throughout your bedroom. The barks of “coonhounds.” The bloody screams of a man tripping over his axe and dying, like a goddamn […]
You get closer to the spinning vortex. The rug slides under your feet as you’re pulled closer to this enchanted copy of Where the Red Fern Grows. Sounds from the book world echo throughout your bedroom. The barks of “coonhounds.” The bloody screams of a man tripping over his axe and dying, like a goddamn […]
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The sparks cease and the screen goes completely dark. Your heart beats fast with anticipation as the rollercoaster you designed comes to life before your eyes in the form of a commercial… Smash cut to a steel rollercoaster. A teen boy exits the coaster, where a newswoman is waiting for him. “So, what did you […]
Suddenly, the realization comes to you that creating life for the sole purpose of advertising a movie, even one that improved considerably by listening to fan outcry, would be a mockery of ethics and is probably illegal. You turn around and fling the slime-covered popsicle stick into a nearby trash bin. As you walk away […]
You inch your chemically-infused popsicle stick towards the vat of bubbling blue sugar sludge. Suddenly, you pull back. This is all a bit reckless! Not the experimental science or the ethical implications. You just forgot to double check your formula and get some feedback from trusted advisers. It also wouldn’t hurt to do a bit […]
