Something catches your eye at the front entrance to the mall. One of the Grossblins’ disfigured bodies lay in the rock salt outside. You suddenly remember salt melts both snow and Grossblins. That was one of the very memorable rules! Time to prank into action. You sneak back inside Poopie’s and crouch behind the counter. […]
There’s no way you’re going back inside Poopie’s with those disgusting little demons in there. True, you do have to deal with people’s bratty children at the store all day, but at least kids don’t have sharp teeth! Usually! You run to the metal chain at the right of the store and quickly pull it. […]
You have serious reservations about this drink, but your sworn duty is to taste everything offered to the king. In moments like these, you regret not following in your father’s footsteps as a horse dung shoveler. You sniff the bubbling brew. Floral, fruity, notes of mulch. The royals watch as you spin the wine in […]
You have serious reservations about this drink, but your sworn duty is to taste everything offered to the king. In moments like these, you regret not following in your father’s footsteps as a horse dung shoveler. You sniff the bubbling brew. Floral, fruity, notes of mulch. The royals watch as you spin the wine in […]
You have serious reservations about this drink, but your sworn duty is to taste everything offered to the king. In moments like these, you regret not following in your father’s footsteps as a horse dung shoveler. You sniff the bubbling brew. Floral, fruity, notes of mulch. The royals watch as you spin the wine in […]
You raise the glass, then pour its contents on the floor. There are horrified gasps among the royals. “I don’t need to drink this to know it’s poisoned,” you say triumphantly. “Wine doesn’t bubble.” “It’s not wine, you most foolish of fools,” Nigel sniffs. “It’s wine mixed with naturally bubbling mineral water, a concoction I […]
Slowly, you adjust your grip on the sword. Even more slowly, you move the Sword of Righteousness through the creature’s body. The monster seems unaffected – no painful gurgling or anything fun like that – but the slashing motion moves many air bubbles toward your mouth, which you gratefully breath in. Looks like you have […]
You suck down the creature’s bright orange insides. As you slowly perform the breaststroke, you make sure to breathe in those helpful air pockets. Eventually, you claw your way to freedom. As you stumble back to your feet, you feel something profound. A deep, psychic bond with the goo cube. The kind that forms when […]
You suck down the creature’s bright orange insides. As you slowly perform the breaststroke, you make sure to breathe in those helpful air pockets. Eventually, you claw your way to freedom. You manage to hold your monster liquor pretty well. After you shake the slime from your body, you grab your Sword of Righteousness and […]
You suck down the creature’s bright orange insides. As you slowly perform the breaststroke, you make sure to breathe in those helpful air pockets. Eventually, you claw your way to freedom. However, you are insanely drunk. The alcohol concentration on this goo cube is unfathomable, even in a world where tentacled eyeball creatures try to […]
