Author: adventuresnack_6x0xpc

Jasmine: Naughty

“Are you ready for your last gift?” Jasmine’s mother teases. “It’s from Santa!” Jasmine excitedly tears the bunsen beaker wrapping paper off the big box to reveal… a Coal Science Playset by the Smoggo Energy Corporation. The box includes pieces of coal, a lighter for burning it yourself, and a pamphlet on how coal is […]

Mason: Nice

Mason wakes up early on Christmas morning. He patiently waits for his stupid sleeping family to get up, so he can open his gifts. Mason tears the wrapping off a tall, thin box… “NINJAGOS!” Mason screams in sharp pitched delight. There’s a clearance sticker on the box, because the movie was a box office disappointment. […]

Mason: Naughty

Mason wakes up early on Christmas morning and rushes to the present pile. Without waiting, he tears the wrapping off a tall, thin box he’s certain is filled with glorious Ninjagos. Instead, the blank cardboard box contains an unflattering sidewalk caricature of himself with ratty hair and smell lines. It’s labeled “Ma-Skunk.” Like Mason, but […]

COMMAND: INVERT

What would you like to INVERT? > DIAMONDS > TWITTER > SUV LIMO > EARTH > PARROT

COMMAND: DESTROY

What would you like to DESTROY? > DIAMONDS > TWITTER > SUV LIMO > EARTH > PARROT

COMMAND: HUG

What would you like to HUG? > DIAMONDS > TWITTER > SUV LIMO > EARTH > PARROT

COMMAND: CONTROL

What would you like to CONTROL? > DIAMONDS > TWITTER > SUV LIMO > EARTH > PARROT

COMMAND: CREATE

What would you like to CREATE? > DIAMONDS > TWITTER > SUV LIMO > EARTH > PARROT

OUTPUT

You type the command into the glowing keyboard: THE END To share your ending with the Twitter button below, copy the full URL from the address bar first.

Run Away from Dealership

There is something very wrong with this gig. You immediately regret not answering the ad for blood rentals. Without a second thought, you run off the car lot and into the barely paved road. After running for awhile, you see a light in the distance. You head for the light… but it turns out you’re […]