Try as you might, the spear is locked onto your fin. It’s like… a part of you now. You are no longer an ordinary dolphin. Though your belly aches, you no longer hunger for fish. You hunger for vengeance. Return to just beneath the water.
You splash back into the ocean, look left, then unleash a series of clicks.
You swim to the island. On its surface, there’s nothing too exciting. Just bulbous-headed white women in rainbow sarong wrap swimwear lounging under rainbow palm trees with their smiling rainbow macaws.
Should you equip any old magic spear you find in the ocean? You click at the legendary weapon to see what you can learn. The vibrations return to you in the form of a poem… Once the spear is on your finAll your battles, you shall winBut when you hunger for some fishYour belly will […]
The holster fits perfectly over your fin. You feel a rush of violent power through your veins! You expel a surge of aggressive bubbles from your blowhole! Now you are a dolphin warrior, like the ferocious cave dolphins of old. Return to just beneath the water.
You splash back down into the ocean, then unleash a series of clicks. “Ack ack ack ack ack!” you wonder aloud.
You swim toward the vibrating dolphin. It takes all your willpower not to snack on a plump rainbow squid along the way. At the mouth of an underwater cave, you discover a little shiny dolphin cowering in fear. “Ack ack ack?” you ask. “Ack ack ack ack ack,” the scared dolphin replies, urgently. After “acking” […]
You are just below the water’s surface, where you found the ball.
You think about the Mighty Ogre’s challenge for a moment. As you stare at the print-at-home certificate in superhero life coaching you got from Whynot College, inspiration strikes. “You need to think about what value you bring to a hero team outside of your power set,” you advise. “Tell me, what does The Mighty Ogre […]
You think about The Mighty Ogre’s challenge for a moment. As you stare at the print-at-home certificate in superhero life coaching you got from Whynot College, inspiration strikes. “I’m hearing a lot of put downs when you describe yourself,” you advise. “Your powers ‘aren’t special,’ your face is ‘ugly,’ comparable to a ‘butt.’ What would […]
