You’ve had it with these motherfurrin’ wolves on the motherfuzzin’ train! The palm of your hand glows and a thin object blasts out. It’s a small silver stake, which zooms across the train and hits the muscular black werewolf in the chest. Got him. The train stops. As you collect yourself, a teen enters the […]
Being injured makes it hard to cast the spell, which requires a lot of broad hand gestures. It’s making the process slow and painful, instead of cool-looking. The werewolf takes advantage and leaps at your throat, taking a big bloody bite…! As you lose consciousness on the floor of the subway car, you think about […]
There’s light coming from the subway car windows. It’s bright to the point of blinding. You and the werewolves float upward to the train car ceiling, as if there was no gravity anymore. And that’s because there isn’t. A shining, glittering light floods the subway car. Everything is being erased. It’s tragic that the universe […]
“I think this is all a misunderstanding,” you explain to the advancing werewolves. “I didn’t mean to kick a bottle of urine at you. I was asleep and when I woke up, I kicked reflexively. Anyway, if I offended y’all, I’m genuinely sorry.” The werewolves stare at you with their blood red eyes. You shiver […]
You think to yourself “help is so hard find”As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grindThe Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The BlobEveryone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
You think to yourself “help is so hard find”As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grindThe Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The BlobEveryone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
You think to yourself “help is so hard find”As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grindThe Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The BlobEveryone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
You administer a cure, switching everyone backFreddy’s no longer Jason, so they both can relaxKing Kong stops wailing, no longer the BansheeBut after this mix-up, the monsters get antsy Your DiePhone buzzes. Igor sent you a text.What logistical horrors await you next?!He’s scoured the village and asked all the studsBut he cannot find any “Igor,” […]
Your lab is destroyed and your robots short circuitBut for, it’s totally worth it THE END
Frankenstein mainlines electrical shocksThe zombies shuffle aimlessly to make a TikTokCount Dracula scowls, cause here come the dorksAngry villagers outside your lab with pitchforks The noise is too loud and they’re making a stinkIn response…
