Author: adventuresnack_6x0xpc

“ME TAKE BITE OF BRAINS AND WHAT ME NOTICE MOST WAS…”

  “MAN REVEAL GUN FROM COAT, TAKE FEW STEPS BACK, AND POINT AT ME. SAYS NO MOVE. DOES NOT WANT TO HURT. ME WANT HURT HIM THOUGH? ME STUMBLE AT HIM. HUNGRY FOR BRAINS, AFTER ALL. HE DOES CLICKY THING WITH GUN, SO WHAT ME DO?”

“SO ME STUMBLE AROUND LOOKING FOR BRAINS ON CORNER OF 8TH AND BLOODWAY WHEN SEE BRAIN MAN AT BUS STOP. HE HAVE NERVOUS ENERGY. LOOK AROUND LIKE HE NO WANT TO BE EATEN. AND HE HAVE GIANT HEAD. LOOK BIG AND JUICY. ME SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM AND…”

You begin your Yelp review with a bit of context… “ONLY RECENTLY BECOME ZOMBIE. WHO WOULD GUESS TRUCK STOP TAQUITOS CONTAIN EVIL VIRUS? ME EAT BRAINS REGULAR NOW, BUT IF BE HONEST, BRAINS OFTEN NO TASTE GOOD. CRAVE THEM ALWAYS, BUT NO LIKE. FOOD ME MISS MOST BEFORE BECOME ZOMBIE IS…”

You made your point with these werewolves. And you got plenty of value out of the $50 YMCA magic self-defense class you took. Time to go. The train stops at Talbot Boulevard. You get out and head to the southbound platform. All that magic made you hungry. You’re gonna stop at that pizza joint on the […]

The train car rattles violently back and forth, knocking you and the werewolves off your feet. Outside the window, instead of poles and general darkness, you see the fabric of time and space coming undone. It’s very sparkly and pretty. In a white flash, the train car goes back to normal, like the universe reset […]

You wave your hands in the shape of a circle, creating a portal in front of you. The white werewolf leaps through the portal, into an alternate universe where werewolves are treated as pets by mummies. You close up the portal before he can get out, trapping him in a good but probably demeaning existence.

You try and cast a spell, but you couldn’t decide which one to go with. Ice spells are classic, but the one that turns a full mouth of teeth into marshmallows would be more directly applicable.  In your hesitation, the werewolf leaps at you! You reflexively put up your arm and he bites it. Oh […]

Between getting bitten and almost ending the world, you’re feeling a little light on your feet. You don’t back down, even though you’re stumbling in your “fighting stance” like a drunk Street Fighter character. The werewolves simultaneously step towards you, sniffing and growling. Just then, the subway doors open. You turn and run like hell, […]

To drop the beef and wait for the train to stop, click here. To cast a spell, push the “Roll” button to roll the dice.