You’ve heard stories of cursed furniture in this cave. But you know what’s not furniture? The ground. So you decide to sit on that. Unfortunately, when you bend down, you just sort of… collapse.

On the floor of the cave, you have three important realizations. One, the dirt is scuffing up your chainmail, but that’s the least important of the three. Two, you’re unable to take off most of your bulky armor lying on the ground. That’s of middle importance. Three, and this one is key, you are unable to get up. Try as you might, your aching muscles and heavy armor make getting back to your feet impossible.

Hopefully that dragon will be back from his vacation soon and in a good mood. Until then, you found a gold coin to flip. That’ll be a fun afternoon!


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