Amoebas are always changing shape. You need to keep up with the trends.
You squeeze yourself a bit, growing two long thin fingers. Nah, that’s no good. What are you going to do with two entire fingers?
You pull yourself together, then pancake out into one big blob. That’s no good either. Frankly, it’s basic.
You extend a single finger from your body. One single finger? Classy. Original. But is it you? Only time will tell.
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