You feel a tapping on your shoulder. Instinctually, you turn around and throw a punch, but the wiseguy goon steps back. His tie is loose and his top two buttons are undone.

“Ayyyy, we got a wiseguy over here,” says the wiseguy goon.

“Takes one to know one,” you sharply reply.

“But it takes two to tango.”

“Good things come in threes.”

“Four… uh, Four… square… was an app? Damn it!” he exclaims. Having lost the battle of wits, the wiseguy goon honorably jumps out an open second story window. Law of the Wiseguys.

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