You head toward the stairwell that leads to the second floor. Along the way, a Doberman Pincher with rage in its eyes runs at you, barking and baring its sharp teeth. You steady yourself, outstretch your hands, and steady your feet into battle stance.

When the Doberman reaches you, there’s no hesitation in your movements. You reach out and pet the dog’s back, neck, and behind the ears area, giving it plenty of reassuring pats, as well. The dog goon pants with joy.

“You’re so good,” you tell the kind dog. “You are sweet and cute and I never have to beat you up, because I love you.”

The dog hears a whistle from its master and heads upstairs. Well-trained!

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