There’s a twitchy goon guarding one of the windows. Her head moves around like a hummingbird, first out the window, then straight ahead, then at a penny on the floor, then at a spec of dust glowing in the sunlight, then at a YouTube video on her phone about plant care, then at the sound of a dog barking, then back to the dust spec.

You sneak up behind her to give her a headlock, trying to cut off the flow of oxygen. Her head rubs so fast and frequently across your bare forearm it gives you serious burns! But eventually she loses consciousness.

You beat up 1 goon and lose -3 health points. Return to the email and beat up goons!