There’s a forklift just up ahead. That’d be a good place to take cover. You duck behind the massive machine, but the driver catches you.
“Ayyy whatcha doing there buckerino,” the bug-eyed goon forklift driver asks you. Without hesitating, you jump up next to the driver’s seat and poke him in his giant eyeballs Three Stooges style. The goon screams, covering his face, and falls out of the forklift – right on top of you. Oof. The fall to the ground gives you a bit of lower back pain, but what else is new?
You beat up 1 goon and lose -1 health points. Return to the email and beat up goons!