You get behind the stubby goon to give him a deadly neck pinch. Unfortunately, the stubby goon’s neck is basically nonexistent, so you can’t get a proper grip on it. The goon turns around and kicks you in the shin with a hard and shiny dress shoe. You limp backwards in pain.

“Who the hell are you?” the stubby goon asks.

“Your… worst… nightmare,” you coldly reply. You’re trying your best to sound convincing, but that shin kick really hurt.

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