You realize this maneuver is going to require all your strength, speed, and famously cat-like reflexes. In one smooth motion, you hop onto the big desk, race across it, smack the button, and leap off. The execution was flawless.
As you sneak out the Oval Office door, you turn to the window. Two other car-birds race across the sky and blast the threatening car-bird to smithereens. The explosion causes the humans in the room to stand and run towards the window.
Will the humans find out you killed a bird by pressing a button? Will they give you more num-nums for saving all their lives? All you know is that you’re an indoor cat, so getting to kill a bird – any bird – is all the reward you’ll ever need.