You type the command into the glowing keyboard:
> INVERT SUV LIMO
You look outside. There’s a black SUV limo waiting for you with neon LED strip lights and a hot tub. All of a sudden, it magically transforms into a sensible, fuel efficient compact beige sedan rated first in its class for safety by J. D. Power and Associates. You’re saving the environment, and making the world a little more boring, one magic keyboard command at a time.
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