You type the command into the glowing keyboard:

> DESTROY SUV LIMO

You look outside. There’s an SUV limo waiting for you. All of a sudden, it blows up in a fiery explosion! The force of the blast knocks you off your feet. As the fire department puts out the flames, a fireman asks what you think caused the blast. “Not a magic keyboard, that’s for sure!” you lie, smoothly. The fireman nods. He’s never heard of a magic keyboard starting a fire before. Your story checks out.

THE END

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