You type the command into the glowing keyboard:

> DESTROY PARROT

You turn to your pet parrot, Wingman, who’s shaking furiously in his cage. “Polly… why?” he squeaks out, before exploding in a puff of dark smoke and feathers. As you clean up the mess, you see the papers lining the bottom of his bird cage. Apparently Wingman was the leader of a right “wing” terror plot, and you are officially a national hero.

THE END

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