You type the command into the glowing keyboard:

> CREATE TWITTER

Your phone buzzes again. There’s a new app on your phone called Better Twitter. It’s just like Twitter, except only you can tweet and everyone else just likes your posts. You compose your first better tweet: “Not enough of you ingrates are on here thanking me for this. #MagicKeyboard”

THE END

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