You type the command into the glowing keyboard:
> CONTROL PARROT
Your pet parrot, Wingman, is suddenly staring at you. When you tell the green bird to say “ass,” it says “ass.” When you tell him to dance, he bobs his head and shakes his wings. When you tell the bird to do your taxes, he flies out of his cage and dives into Quickbooks. You get audited the following year, but he does a good job for a bird.
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