You try to quietly walk away, but the boy hears your feet rustling against some twigs.

“Are you here to pay your respects to Old Dan and Little Ann?” the boy sweetly asks. Caught off guard, you nod your head “yes.”

“So, what would you like to say about my wonderful dogs? What stories about them would you like to recall? Can you describe their different personalities? Anything kind, thoughtful and informed you can say here would make me feel better.”

You do not hear all the boy’s questions, because you’ve already turned on your Switch and started walking away. The game system is mostly charged, so hopefully there’s enough battery to beat Lego The Incredibles. So long as it doesn’t require an internet connection to play, you’ve got six to eight hours before you have to worry about wherever the hell this is.

Man, being a kid sucks butt.

THE END