You have selected “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down for deletion from your Godbox.

“Kryptonite” was a 1999 hit single by the band 3 Doors Down. It inexplicably hit #3 on the Billboard Top 100, and painfully topped the Mainstream Top 40 for five unbearable weeks. The song was written by the band’s vocalist Brad Arnold when he was 15, which makes a lot of sense, doesn’t it? Now that it’s been erased from the collective consciousness, with all physical and digital artifacts of the song deleted, Earth as a whole is .05% happier. There are no downsides to deleting “Kryptonite.” You made a great choice here.

Due to a programming error, one struggling musician may still remember the song. If he tries to recreate “Kryptonite,” in an attempt to become famous, it’s unlikely anyone will care.

You have freed up 60 omnipobytes of space.

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