You have selected Balthasar for deletion from your Godbox.

Balthasar was an ancient tree that produced over 300 pounds of oxygen each year and absorbed 56 pounds of carbon per year. This made Balthasar a heavy hitter in the fight against climate change. However, Balthasar was absolutely filthy. Its roots were covered in dirt. Its bark was caked in dust and bear urine. Also, Bathasar was an avid reader of human pornographic magazines from the 1970s buried in the ground, absorbing the photo spreads of Peeper’s Digest and Boob Sweat Monthly.

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