Why should you spend your night knocking yourself out delivering toys for a bunch of whiny babies who’ll be told a few years later there’s no such thing as you? You are real, you have godlike super holiday abilities, and you’ll use them however you see fit!
You search outside the hotel and find Santa’s sleigh and reindeer parked behind the hotel dumpster. After giving them apples from the hotel lobby, one of the hotel’s many “perks,” you hop on the sleigh, put on your GPS, and attempt to navigate home.