As you inch your blade closer to Vinny’s throat, your hand trembles a little.

“Let’s get on the same PAGE,” you grunt. “Where the hell is my DVD-VCR combo player?”

“You’re pissed and I feel awful about that,” Vinny empathizes. “But you’ve got it all wrong. I don’t know nothin’. In fact, I know less than nothin’. I know negative information, I swear!”

Frightened, Vinny gives you a $40 cash toward a new DVD-VCR combo player. It may or may not be enough, depending on the make and model you’re searching for on eBay. There’s also Mercari, too, and don’t forget Etsy. They’ve got more than just handsewn unicorn underwear.

Yeah, maybe Vinny did know something, but in retrospect, would a DVD-VCR combo player be worth killing a man for? Even if you did have the original remote?

THE END