“ME ASK IF HE READ TO MAKE BRAIN BIG. MAN SURPRISED BY QUESTION, ME THINK, BUT ME VERY SMART. ME ONCE EAT BRAINS OF MAN WHO ME BELIEVE WAS BESTSELL AUTHOR MALCOLM GLADWELL!!!”
“MAN REVEAL GUN FROM COAT, TAKE FEW STEPS BACK, AND POINT AT ME. SAYS NO MOVE. DOES NOT WANT TO HURT. ME WANT HURT HIM THOUGH? ME STUMBLE AT HIM. HUNGRY FOR BRAINS, AFTER ALL. HE DOES CLICKY THING WITH GUN, SO WHAT ME DO?”