You begin your glowing Yelp review with a bit of context…
“ONLY RECENTLY BECOME ZOMBIE. WHO WOULD GUESS TRUCK STOP TAQUITOS CONTAIN EVIL VIRUS? ME EAT BRAINS REGULAR NOW, BUT IF BE HONEST, BRAINS OFTEN NO TASTE GOOD. CRAVE THEM ALWAYS, BUT NO LIKE. FOOD ME MISS MOST BEFORE BECOME ZOMBIE IS…”