Your child screams, cries, and shakes with rage on Christmas morning. They hate the fox, absolutely hate it, and they blame you for giving Santa poor instructions.

“You ruined Christmas forever!” shouts the brat. “You’re a monster!!!”

“Since Christmas is ruined, I guess I should take all your other toys then?” you counter.

Watching you take their lesser gifts and throwing them in a black trash bag, the kid pipes down and decides to give the fox toy a chance. 

You walk over to your brand new Christmas gift hanging on the wall: an LED scoreboard with “Parent” on one side and “Child” on the other. You press a button and it reads…

Parent [1] | Child [0]

THE END