“I think this is all a misunderstanding,” you explain to the advancing werewolves. “I didn’t mean to kick a bottle of urine at you. I was asleep and when I woke up, I kicked reflexively. Anyway, if I offended y’all, I’m genuinely sorry.”

The werewolves stare at you with their blood red eyes. You shiver at their enormous fangs, drool running down their mouths. They viciously growl and bite the air at you. Then they turn around and head back to their seats. Guess they were just offended at having piss violently tossed in their direction. Can you blame them?

The doors open and you exit the train. As you head to the southbound platform to go home, you wonder if there’s a new episode of Rings of Power this week. You forget when new episodes go live. Did the season end? What’s happening?!

THE END