“Metro City Grim Reaper Support Hotline. This is Tracy speaking. How may I help you?”

“Hi Tracy, yeah, I had a Grim Reaper die in my diner. This is the 2nd one this week.”

“Oh no, well I am awfully sorry about that. Where should I send our team?”

You give her the address. She thanks you and promises to have a team out as soon as possible. 30 minutes pass. An hour.  2 hours. You call the number back and talk to Delilah who apologizes for the wait and says the team is on the way now. 

It’s almost 9 pm when the team gets there and starts collecting the bones. One of them points out the plate with eggs you forgot to pick up.

“You know pal, just look on the sunny side. They were here to collect you once they got done eating.”

THE END