“You just revealed that you were looking to serve old coffee to a customer,” Stanley recalls, “and I can file paperwork that can lead to an order for you to shut down this restaurant.”
You groan. “Well hold on!” you interrupt. “You came in dressed very realistically as a Grim Reaper, so I wasn’t sure if the spirit of Death would want bad coffee.”
“Why would anyone want bad coffee?”
“Because if it was Death wouldn’t that be like collecting the spirit of good coffee and it needs those spirits?”
“Well I don’t think that makes a lot of sense. Is coffee even sentient enough to have a spirit?”
“Animism is a topic that I’ve done a lot of reading about, and I think coffee made with enough love and care is something that should take on a spirit.”
Stanley scoffs. “Your coffee can’t be that good.”