You dramatically stand up at your desk, hitting your head against a shelf of chlorine tablet buckets. After adjusting yourself, you make a bold statement.
“I think I’ve solved your case, miss,” you proclaim.
“You know where my boyfriend is? I mean, my boy space friend is?” she catches herself.
“Absolutely. After taking a few seconds to review the evidence, there can be only one conclusion…”
What’s the “solution?” Go with your gut…