“We live to enjoy the precious time we have in this universe,” you knowingly reply. “We live to eat, to laugh, to sing, to make love, and most of all, to help our fellow beings in their time of need. For there’s no sweeter pleasure in this life than giving back to others.”
“YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY HUMAN,” the alien states, training its gun at your face. “BUT YOU ARE A WISE HUMAN. FOR TOO LONG, I HAVE SERVED DIZOR’S WILL, BRINGING NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SORROW TO A GALAXY OF UNFORTUNATE LESSER LIFEFORMS. BUT NO LONGER. YOUR WORDS INSPIRED ME TO LIVE A LIFE OF PEACE AND–”
The alien is zapped into dust before your eyes! You are stunned. When you turn your head, a rebel with a stolen pulverizer motions for you to follow her. As you quietly follow the rebel, you feel bad about the guard. They were really starting to grow on you!