You point the pulverizer gun at the alien guard and press the trigger! Nothing happens again. You press the trigger a few more times, but there’s no result.
“AS ONE OF US, YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FIRE A PULVERIZER GUN ON YOUR OWN KIND,” the guard states. Your eyes widen in surprise. You shiver with anticipation of what’s to come. “NOT UNLESS YOU SAY THE SAFETY PHRASE, ‘WOAHMAMA’.”
“WOAHMAMA!” you shout, then press the trigger again! The power of the gun jerks you back. A wave of lightning-like energy zaps the guard into dust. So long, alien asshole! Across the street, the old woman cheers and applauds you.