“I would eat the slime,” you nervously lie, “but… I just had some. Like, a few minutes ago? So, I am full. Of slime. Which I love.”
“OH, THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE,” the guard concurs. “ONE CAN ONLY EAT SO MUCH SLIME IN A DAY. BUT THE FACT THAT YOU DO EAT SLIME, WHICH YOU CONFIRMED ORALLY WITH YOUR WORDS, IS PROOF YOU ARE NOT A SLIME-HATING HUMAN.”
You give the guard a smile and a thumbs up.
“YOU HAVE DONE WELL WITH MY INQUIRY. I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION FOR YOU TO CONFIRM YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN.”
Whatever this is, you’re ready for it. Hopefully.